keluturtle:

just messing around ovo

keluturtle:

just messing around ovo

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

siins:

while sticky is sleeping im trying my hand at drawing on a cintiq!!! i’ve never ever drawn on one and i feel like im actually getting used to it. heheheHE

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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fluffalos:

make me choose: Clint Barton or Natasha Romanoff

"

I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin’, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Aegae, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.

"
Homer, book 2 (catalogue of ships)
"It’s a deer. "

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

danzithedragon it’s been like forever but i finally found it…the perfect ring for you and stu

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

actualtrottimus:

love this weird cocky beanpole alien thing who bullies people into doing business

actualtrottimus:

love this weird cocky beanpole alien thing who bullies people into doing business

superiorjeans:

I’m headcanoning that the food on Xephos’ home planet is like made up of bright, neon substances simply because of the amount of times he has described something completely inedible as looking delicious, like the covalence dust in tekkit and lava lamps.

tumblebuggie:

It’s not about pro-this or anti-that, it’s about stopping human beings from killing other human beings you understand? 

How to Train Your Dragon » Tuffnut and Ruffnut

Requested by wholockedcumberwumber