Ordered a gift for a friend in America from an American website last night, and according to the tracking info it’s been on 5 different flights just to get to his state. What the hell America, I know it’s a big country but holy cow.
Chatting with a guy on okcupid and we started talking about tax dodging and it’s negative impact on the economy - wtf, when did I become an actual adult and why did nobody stop me?
I swear if I have to listen to Let It Go one more damn time I’m going to go throw Elsa off that fucking mountain.
- Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
- Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
- Me: *reads every book i own*
- Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
Sometimes I can forget the world is falling to shit but then I wake up and watch the news and see the newspapers and look on tumblr and I remember.
Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.