Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat
I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashin’, gettin e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Aegae, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
I’m headcanoning that the food on Xephos’ home planet is like made up of bright, neon substances simply because of the amount of times he has described something completely inedible as looking delicious, like the covalence dust in tekkit and lava lamps.